Ike & Sam's Kettlecorn!

This is the story of Ike and Sam, a match made in heaven. It begins with a very old, very stubborn kettle - the creator of ALL
kettlecorn: Ike. He had been working his magic, popping corn, for a good 5,000 years, when suddenly, he saw something amazing. He couldn’t believe his eyes, but right before him was something he had only dared to dream of... the ultimate kernel: Sam. Never in all his years had Ike seen such a round, plump, and wholesome kernel. Ike had to have him. He needed to take that mouth watering morsel under his lid and use him to give all future kettlecorn something to aspire to: